Wednesday, September 24, 2008

life as we know it obviously sucks

soooooooooooooo u know the other day i was having pretty much one of the worst days of 2008 & i wanted to punch about thirty people in the face all at once like a constant neverending bam bam bam bam but also i felt like throwing up for three hours and my stomach was burning with that stress feeling that comes a lot for some of us, that feeling that made kurt cobain start injecting heroin into his stomach kind of thing, but then i found ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS on the street!! yeah!! so i bought 2-4-1 pizzas, bought some cigarettes, rented a rom-com or 2 and felt good. also i saw the house bunny yesterday. pretty funny!! see ya!

1 comments:

DETECTIVE PICKLE SMACK said...

i just read 10 000 of your blogs at once. they are funny.

i found a hundred dollars once too. on valentines day 2005 on the loyola bus. as usual, i didn't have a valentine. so i went and bought myself some bras/sexy thongs (lingerie??) at winners and watched love and basketball while they sat in a bag in my room collecting loneliness; which was quite impressive considering there was no light in that room because it had no windows; and was the size of my baby toe.